Dirty Joke Archive
Pretty Teacher
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside one day. "Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," replied Johnny. Holding a smile, teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see it's silly. Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside one day. "Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," replied Johnny. Holding a smile, teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see it's silly. Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"
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