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Teacher and student
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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lols.com Riddle of the Day

Everlasting
Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? ..
Answer
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